May 2013
Well then
Now I feel useless
the-rest-in-trumpets:
katswhiskers:
velvetonions:
imagine a milkshake place called “shakesperience” where all the milkshake flavours are named after puns of shakespeare plays
Oreothello
Rolo and Juliet
Macberry
Mars Ado About Nothing
Antonutella and Cleopatra
Merchocolate of Venice
Two Gentlemint of Verona
Richerry III
It would bringeth all the gentlemen to the yard.
clumsyoctopus:
flower language has always been an intense source of disappointment for me
like, they all mean really generic things like “love” or “forever” or “i’m sorry”
i thought you could combine flowers
like you could just send someone a bouquet and from the combination of hibiscus and posies and tulips they’d understand “the rebel leader is dead, rendezvous at the docks at 8, bring the...
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My girlfriend is awesome.
That is all.
half-sick of shadows: getyourassbeat: have you... →
getyourassbeat:
have you ever been unabashedly enthusiastic about something and someone gave you a look that said “you’re weird. stop doing that. stop being excited.”
the feeling that look exerts is the single worst feeling i’ve ever experienced and anyone who has given that look to…
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Also I've just been having a bad week in...
I’ve been hit by a truck door (the driver opened the door as I cycled past) and also gone completely over my handlebars because of a really stupid bus driver… I’ve been cycling around Cambridge for a year and a half without any accidents, and then this stuff happens within three days.
I’m basically one big bruise now. Ouch.
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So yeah, feelings.
[[MORE]]Normally I wouldn’t bother posting about it because too many of my friends would get worried, but recent events have prompted me to write this. I would appreciate it if people who know me from Cambridge do not bring this up in conversation. I do not deal well with face-to-face interaction of this sort. Message me if you must.
So I’ve been feeling pretty shitty recently....
“More girls have been killed in the last FIFTY years, precisely because they were...”
– Nicholas Kristof, Half the Sky
Read that AGAIN.
(via kateoplis)
fuckyeahtheswellers:
“True colors always show
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iguanamouth:
i dont even understand how chocolate frogs would be enjoyable in the harry potter world like for all intents and purposes it acts like a real frog so youd have to clamp it tightly in your hands and then bite its head off and wait for the body to stop convulsing the whole thing sounds awful and what the fuck happens when it starts to melt does it still try to jump and leave...
fox-power:
So my 13 y/o brother is on Xbox Live with his friends in the other room and the past 20 minutes I’ve heard him say
Dude why do you use gay as an insult?
You guys are fucking sexist, this is why I’m the only one of us who has a girlfriend
Wow that wasn’t racist or anything
No seriously gay does not mean stupid
BOOMSHOT!!!!!!!!!!
SO PROUD
timelordparadise:
ppyajunebug:
NEVER FORGET
Cedric Diggory tried to call off the entire Quidditch game and get a re-match when he caught the snitch after Harry fell off his broom
#HufflepuffsAreTheBest
And it was a Hufflepuff who figured out how Sirius was getting into Hogwarts in Prisoner of Azkaban
‘Disguised himself, probably,’ said a Hufflepuff fifth year.
Hufflepuffs are so...
